transcyberism:

redarmyscreaming:

depsidase:

Sharecropping.

FYI if your employer does this, if they have done it for a long time especially, you and your coworkers could be owed huge amounts of unpaid wages and it would be an easy suit if there is a paper trail like this and your employer is placing strict requirements on your behavior while not at work. Employment lawyers generally work on contingency. Just food for thought.

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whalepunk:

poetrylesbian:

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

Impressive to me that no one said the same thing twice

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doppelgender:

pitchfork 7.1 review: he reinvents the genre with a fresh new collection of fun and exciting tracks

pitchfork 6.9 review: he probably should have died instead of releasing this

(via sufjanstevenslesbian)

noahbaumbachmaritalstatus:

pommycore:

aaaaa omg a coworker just came to my desk like “oh, you changed your name? me too, look!–” and pointed out her badge and then her ringless hand and gleefully announced, “divorce!!” and we exchanged congratulations and fist bumped djdnsnjs best interaction of my entire transition

STATUS: DIVORCED (POSITIVE)

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wanderer-chronicles:

crazy-brazilian:

Holy shit he’s back

(via thegenderqueerbatman)

mrnargle:

whenever my program freezes

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foxincrocs-classic:

dogsagainstbenitojuarez:

bulbasars2:

gearboxpraexology:

kawaii-pigeon:

blurrymango:

theinformationcollector:

TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.

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Jesus ffucking christ bro.

Seems like he had an oral fixation… Almost as if he were replacing the cigarette with… No i shant say…

Then we’ll all say it together

F

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K

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sabertoothwalrus:

birbologist:

my wife, upon learning that pubes can be straight: Thats not bush,,, thats just grass

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tinsil:

when dogs want to play & do this, like if you agree

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madhyanas:

we don’t talk abt how stressful buying new glasses frames is. ur shopping for your whole personality there. life on the line. do or die. all for two pieces of glass and some sticks

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tainbocuailnge:

lol you’re only learning japanese because you like anime, you’re only interested in history because you like the anime girl king king arthur series, you’re only broadening your horizons and becoming a more learned and fulfilled person because your sincere enjoyment of something not considered intellectual enough to be worthy of recognition provided you with a small window into a few of the many wonders of culture and knowledge the world has to offer and you want to obtain a deeper understanding of them

(via avocadoismysoulmate)

ebaybumpstock:

some people masturbate for pleasure. others out of boredom. me? i masturbate to save all of california from a devastating earthquake

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etrianodysseyobsession-hd:

gossip-girl-of-middleearth:

gossip-girl-of-middleearth:

I’m absolutely obsessed with the reddit side of the Tolkien fandom, in particular, this discussion regarding how Sauron fits the ring on his finger, as well as penal compensation a la Lord Farqaud style

Oh my GOD YOUR BRAIN IS AMAZING

I couldn’t not try.

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flashdyke:

literally make yourself large nutritious meals, exercise, and masturbate

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